5. Rarely, if ever, snaps chewing gum while on mike during a take.
4. Steadfastly refuses to refer to his incredibly glowing newspaper reviews
and outstanding testimonials from previous employers.
3. Once had photo taken with Ernie Kovacs (see 'CHARACTERS').
2. Will provide another pay stub to exhibit next time Mrs. Vale starts up
with that "So when are you gonna get a real job?" nonsense.
1. Experienced, Versatile, Directable, Easy To Get Along With.
(Please excuse the concluding preposition.)
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CREDITS (PARTIAL LISTING):
AT&T, Buten Paints, Camera Shop Inc, Card Gallery, Concord Mall, Cottman Transmission, Del Marva Power, DuPont, Fels Planetarium, Franklin Institute, Guest Quarters, Harrisburg Hilton, Jeep, Kiddie City, Long Island Railroad, MAACO, McDonald's, National Auto Stores, PECO Energy, Pizza Hut, SEPTA, Somnia Sleep Centers, State Lotteries (Delaware, New Jersey, Pennsylvania), Subaru, Tastykake, Wayne Toy Town, Whirlpool and numerous others.